This picture represents a perfect dichotomy of how Unified Numbering works. As the story goes, in times of danger and strife, everyone depends on Superman to save the world.
This of course enamors people with him in the same way Unified Numbering is fond of you. You are the hero and we’re here to help you succeed in defeating our foes and saving the world.
And in this case, you might be surprised at just how easy saving the world can be. Most don’t even have to leave the house, risk life or limb or spend a lot of time or money. And we’ve made sure there’s no kryptonite hidden in the lurches.
Oh, and by the way, your true identity will always be safe around here.